Most Vital Recruiting Tools for the BCS

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Hey, we need to liven up the off-season chat on this board, and give us all new targets to focus on outside of ourselves. So here goes nothing. Feel free to contribute!!

http://www.arcytech.org/java/money/images/10_bill.jpg <--- Be sure to pack many, many, MANY of these!!

[kyyle23]

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/razor3d/Girls01a.gif

Dont you need these too? :naughty:

edit:hope not to offend, just to get a laugh

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http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/british/images/sam.jpg <---- always helps to have a few persuasive old farts in the athletics office!!

"If you don't go to my school, I'll turn in the school you choose to my big brother at the NCAA!!"

[SubGod22]

If that's not a reference to KU I don't know what is

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http://dannyman.toldme.com/journal/1999/images/dannytix.gif <---- keep plenty of these available for the athlete's family and friends.

[Mikovio]

http://www.onpointradio.org/content/2002/09/25/092502jail.gif

These are legal tender in Champaign. And suprisingly, some are even given out to the football team as well....

[valleyclimber]

Good one Mikovio! I swear that Weber is almost as good as George Bush at smoke screening to cover up nasty problems. :cursing: :valley:

[redbirdtim]

Gotta love having personal tutors. Someone who "helps" an athlete with their homework, prepare for tests, proofread papers, etc.

[Aargh]

I hear there's a 3,800 square foot house overlooking a lake that's near USC's campus and currently vacant.

[MikeKennedyRulz]

http://www.onpointradio.org/content/2002/09/25/092502jail.gif

These are legal tender in Champaign. And suprisingly, some are even given out to the football team as well....

There's a football team in Champaign? Coulda fooled me! :grin:

[kyyle23]

I hear there's a 3,800 square foot house overlooking a lake that's near USC's campus and currently vacant.

LOL, but I hear there is currently $54,000 in back rent that needs to be paid.....

Hmmm, how long until a BCS homer comes across this thread and starts trying to "ed-juh-kate" us all?

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http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000FENIIW.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_V52810718_.jpg <--- Here, would you carry this for me? If you need to use it, go ahead. No really, it's okay. TRUST ME.....