Mekel News

[TrueBlueJay]

This just in. It has been confirmed by DoltHeaded and MKR that Mekel prefers American toilet paper to that purchased in the Middle East.

YahwehMekelYahweh will lead his Shockers to the Promised Land.

[MikeKennedyRulz]

:sleeping: This just in. It has been confirmed by DoltHeaded and MKR that Mekel prefers American toilet paper to that purchased in the Middle East.

YahwehMekelYahweh will lead his Shockers to the Promised Land.:sleeping:

It must suck to not have anything to report about your own team.

[outpost]

YahwehMekelYahweh will lead his Shockers to the Promised Land.

That's plagiarism, TBJ.

I'm certain that this affectionate moniker is an outpost original. :yes:

I'm calling you out on that.

BTW - I certainly wouldn't send my wife to Syria to pick up a roll of Charmin, either. What say you?

[rjl]

:sleeping: :sleeping:

It must suck to not have anything to report about your own team.

Damn blue gnats on our nuts again.

http://derek.majorgeek.net/albums/Ryans/wugnats.gif

I mean, I knew we were good, but never thought good enough to center your whole life around.

[TrueBlueJay]

That's plagiarism, TBJ.

I'm certain that this affectionate moniker is an outpost original. :yes:

I'm calling you out on that.

BTW - I certainly wouldn't send my wife to Syria to pick up a roll of Charmin, either. What say you?

Sorry - JEHOVAHMekelJEHOVAH

Better?

[TrueBlueJay]

http://derek.majorgeek.net/albums/Ryans/wugnats.gif



Dude - try to wash in something other than that scummy river that runs through your town.

[rjl]

Dude - try to wash in something other than that scummy river that runs through your town.

Is that where all the Creightonians live, waiting for Shockers to come by so they can base their season around us?

[outpost]

Sorry - JEHOVAHMekelJEHOVAH

Better?

Yeah, I'll go along with that. How about this one?.........I'll bet it would be popular in Syria, or almost anywhere else in the Middle East:

GodCharminGod (or AllahCharminAllah)

[DoubleJayAlum]

Is that where all the Creightonians live, waiting for Shockers to come by so they can base their season around us?

We don't live in that river; just our excrement does.

[rjl]

We don't live in that river; just our excrement does.

Nope, not feces flying around our nuts... Definitely blue gnats.

Here's a closer look:

http://derek.majorgeek.net/albums/Ryans/gnatnuts.gif

[MikeKennedyRulz]

Nope, not feces flying around our nuts... Definitely blue gnats.

Here's a closer look:

http://derek.majorgeek.net/albums/Ryans/gnatnuts.gif

Hall of Fame material right their. Brilliant.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

:horse:
:jays:

[blueblood]

Sing to the Barry Manillow rythem of "Lola"

Verse 1
His name was Merkel
He told his Israel Farewell
He's coming early so he does not have to be a military personal
He wonders why does Wichita so smell
Shockers think he plays basketball well
In fact he would be better off being on Montel

Verse 2
His name was Merkel
The Shockers think he is just so swell
They hope he and his teammates will jell
Could be tough since they all sing Noel
Once they play Creighton they can kiss NCAA hopes farewell
cause their head will be ringing like a ring tone from alexander graham bell

[outpost]

Blueblood, that's putrid.

Hang on to whatever's left of your day job.

[TrueBlueJay]

http://derek.majorgeek.net/albums/Ryans/gnatnuts.gif

Man, you really do have issues. Not only do your nads have gnats flying around them, but you video tape it.

I remember you now - you were one of those guys they caught on one of those Dateline Predator series

[DoubleJayAlum]

Sing to the Barry Manillow rythem of "Lola"

Verse 1
His name was Merkel
He told his Israel Farewell
He's coming early so he does not have to be a military personal
He wonders why does Wichita so smell
Shockers think he plays basketball well
In fact he would be better off being on Montel

Verse 2
His name was Merkel
The Shockers think he is just so swell
They hope he and his teammates will jell
Could be tough since they all sing Noel
Once they play Creighton they can kiss NCAA hopes farewell
cause their head will be ringing like a ring tone from alexander graham bell

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Kudos to the new Poet Laureate of ValleyTalk!

[outpost]

Here's one back atcha for coach altman to read, summarizing his post Mia-Fla rampage last year in the NIT:

(First, I would like to apologize to all the living members of Alice in Chains. This should be sung to the tune of Angry Chair)

Sitting on an angry chair
Bad ref calls I pull my hair
Lost by one run everywhere

What's in the mirror I say
Bad example I set today
Creighton poor loser bluejay
Behind WSU in the Valley race

Blue nads turned red I lost my pair
Guts are bouncing everywhere
Still burning on my angry chair

I'm a little boy I took a step back
When I chose that ref to attack
All that I want is to say
Get on your knees, beg for a call today boy

I hate to lose, yeah
We got screwed, yeah
Singin' the blues, yeah
Can't get a call anywhere

Qwest Center prison, we play
Huskers must've paid the ref today
Now I'm strung out anyway

At the ref I continue to gaze
Kick his *** if I wasn't in a daze
In denial from the call we didn't get today

Lost one NIT game and cried
Made such a fool of myself I wish I died
Now in denial, startin the slide
I've got no heart, and angry eyes

I hate to lose, yeah
We got screwed, yeah
Singin' the blues, yeah
Can't get a call anywhere

Qwest Center prison, we play
Huskers must've paid the ref today
Now I'm strung out anyway...........

[blueblood]

Focus. Stay on task. You put a poem about Altman in the Merkel thread? I just don't see the relevance.

[outpost]

I'm demonstrating my own poetic prowess. Someone else in this thread got started down the poetry tangent, so maybe someone besides me needs to take a relevancy pill or two.

Okay, back on topic. I sure hope that Mekel's plane to Wichita doesn't stray into Nebraska airspace.....:naughty:

[MikeKennedyRulz]

Here's one back atcha for coach altman to read, summarizing his post Mia-Fla rampage last year in the NIT:

(First, I would like to apologize to all the living members of Alice in Chains. This should be sung to the tune of Angry Chair)

Sitting on an angry chair
Bad ref calls I pull my hair
Lost by one run everywhere

What's in the mirror I say
Bad example I set today
Creighton poor loser bluejay
Behind WSU in the Valley race

Blue nads turned red I lost my pair
Guts are bouncing everywhere
Still burning on my angry chair

I'm a little boy I took a step back
When I chose that ref to attack
All that I want is to say
Get on your knees, beg for a call today boy

I hate to lose, yeah
We got screwed, yeah
Singin' the blues, yeah
Can't get a call anywhere

Qwest Center prison, we play
Huskers must've paid the ref today
Now I'm strung out anyway

At the ref I continue to gaze
Kick his *** if I wasn't in a daze
In denial from the call we didn't get today

Lost one NIT game and cried
Made such a fool of myself I wish I died
Now in denial, startin the slide
I've got no heart, and angry eyes

I hate to lose, yeah
We got screwed, yeah
Singin' the blues, yeah
Can't get a call anywhere

Qwest Center prison, we play
Huskers must've paid the ref today
Now I'm strung out anyway...........

A true poet and scholar...unlike others on here. :sleeping:

[NIS]

Sing to the Barry Manillow rythem of "Lola"

Verse 1
His name was Merkel
He told his Israel Farewell
He's coming early so he does not have to be a military personal
He wonders why does Wichita so smell
Shockers think he plays basketball well
In fact he would be better off being on Montel

Verse 2
His name was Merkel
The Shockers think he is just so swell
They hope he and his teammates will jell
Could be tough since they all sing Noel
Once they play Creighton they can kiss NCAA hopes farewell
cause their head will be ringing like a ring tone from alexander graham bell

Actually, Lola was a showgirl but the song was "Copacabana". The song "Lola" was by the Kinks but Lola was a man.

And I apparently do not have enough work to do.

[blueblood]

and I am glad you know more about Barry Mannilow than I do.

[DUBulldog]

Actually, Lola was a showgirl but the song was "Copacabana". The song "Lola" was by the Kinks but Lola was a man.



Actually, you're never certain whether Lola is a man or not....the line is something like "I know what I am, I'm glad I'm a man and so is Lola".

The "so is Lola" can be interpreted in two ways:

1. Lola is also a man

2. Lola is also glad I'm a man

[Shox21]

It looks like nobody has enough work to do (inlcuding me).

[blueblood]

The sign of good poetry is it stirs up thought and discussion.

[Shox21]

The sign of good poetry is it stirs up thought and discussion.


I believe the operative word here is good poetry. Nuf said.

[LincolnJay]

Is it okay for me to create multiple threads about Manny Gakou's adventures on his return to the States from France or is this just something Shux fans get to do to bore everyone else in the league who couldn't give two $h!ts?

:valley:

:horse:
:shockers:

[MikeKennedyRulz]

Is it okay for me to create multiple threads about Manny Gakou's adventures on his return to the States from France or is this just something Shux fans get to do to bore everyone else in the league who couldn't give two $h!ts?

:valley:

:horse:
:shockers:

If it wasn't for the Shocker presence on this board, it would be dull like the QWIET during a home BJ game and you know it.

:sleeping:

[outpost]

Is it okay for me to create multiple threads about Manny Gakou's adventures on his return to the States from France or is this just something Shux* fans get to do to bore everyone else in the league who couldn't give two $h!ts?

Shocker news IS Valley news, last time some of us checked, Gay* fan.

Here's how it works. The Valley is a set of schools, each with their own mascot, fans, coaches, players, and array of academic and athletic programs. Wichita State is a part, or a subset of the larger set. So the casual, nonbiased reader who visits this forum should be able to find updates on just about any subject involving Valley schools.

Set.......Subset......well, hope that helps put it on your level. I think I first learned about sets and subsets in the 2nd or 3rd grade.

[Tasmanian Devil]

Is it okay for me to create multiple threads about Manny Gakou's adventures on his return to the States from France or is this just something Shux fans get to do to bore everyone else in the league who couldn't give two $h!ts?

:valley:

:horse:
:shockers:


hmmmm, a CU fan started this thread.

[rjl]

hmmmm, a CU fan started this thread.

Further solidifying my theory that Creightonians' lives revolve around the Shockers.

[cuhoops]

If it wasn't for the Shocker presence on this board, it would be dull like the QWIET during a home BJ game and you know it.

:sleeping:

It was pretty loud when Tolliver hit that jumper over the shocks, and it should be pretty loud with our record setting number of season ticket holders this year... just thought I'd fill you in.

[cuhoops]

Further solidifying my theory that Creightonians' lives revolve around the Shockers.

Funny, a sweet 16 appearance and suddenly your the center of attention, please note that Bradley also made the Sweet 16, and you rarely see their fans on here bragging and bragging about how they're the "class of the valley" and how "everyone is jealous of them", do you? Get a life.

[Divergence]

Hey, cuhoops.... don't hate us 'cause you ain't us.

Funny, a sweet 16 appearance and suddenly your the center of attention...

[brokeback shocker]

Dude - try to wash in something other than that scummy river that runs through your town.

Yeah, the Missouri River is crystal clear. I think you can see all of the tires, screen doors and refrigerators w/o any problem.

[WuDrWu]

Further solidifying my theory that Creightonians' lives revolve around the Shockers.

rjl, thank you. I can't stop laughing every time I see your new signature.

:shockers: :valley:

[cuhoops]

rjl, thank you. I can't stop laughing every time I see your new signature.

:shockers: :valley:

Haven't you posted on the bluejay forum before?...:no:

yup, it's true, with a whopping 46 posts... but no... it's us with the obsession.


:jays: :jays: :jays:

[DaShox]

We don't live in that river; just our excrement does.

Say, doesn't Blueblood live by that river?

[Aargh]

We don't live in that river; just our excrement does.
It's alive! EVERYBODY PANIC!

I guess we know the source of those blue gnats now.

[WuDrWu]

Haven't you posted on the bluejay forum before?...:no:

yup, it's true, with a whopping 46 posts... but no... it's us with the obsession.


:jays: :jays: :jays:

Typical bluejay response. Whether or not I have posted on the bj cafe has nothing to do with the discussion. (I have, btw, and I do because I like to see different opinions and I think you'll find that about 97% of my posts are extremely respectful of CU. Feel free to prove me wrong.)

His signature is humerous. That's all I said......somebody is a little high strung. Trust me, it'll go away. Just make the 3rd round of the tourney.


Fwiw, if it makes you feel better, I found blueblood's coaching carouselli laugh out loud funny as well.


:shockers: :shockers: :shockers:

[cuhoops]

Typical bluejay response. Whether or not I have posted on the bj cafe has nothing to do with the discussion. (I have, btw, and I do because I like to see different opinions and I think you'll find that about 97% of my posts are extremely respectful of CU. Feel free to prove me wrong.)

His signature is humerous. That's all I said......somebody is a little high strung. Trust me, it'll go away. Just make the 3rd round of the tourney.


Fwiw, if it makes you feel better, I found blueblood's coaching carouselli laugh out loud funny as well.


:shockers: :shockers: :shockers:

I don't really remember the content of your posts on the bluejay forum, but it seemed like you were another shocker who constantly tries to put down the jays, even though we played you exactly even this year, and have owned the series. My fault, i just assumed.

[Aargh]

Now I have to go start a thread on Bluejay Cafe. I've posted there a few times. Look for a thread named "Funk vs. Cousinard" and let's see which team's fans go ballistic first.

[WuDrWu]

I don't really remember the content of your posts on the bluejay forum, but it seemed like you were another shocker who constantly tries to put down the jays, even though we played you exactly even this year, and have owned the series. My fault, i just assumed.


It's a thought process like that followed by a smartass apology that gets problems started. You take the time to see how many times I have posted but have no idea what I posted, just assuming that all WSU fans are pricks.

Tread lightly my friend and try not to go through life with skyblue colored glasses on all the time.

[outpost]

Say, doesn't Blueblood live by that river?

I believe that GoSMSGo obsessively rides his bike along the Mo River.......I think that he's on a quest to find something poetic underneath the surface.

[rjl]

Funny, a sweet 16 appearance and suddenly your the center of attention, please note that Bradley also made the Sweet 16, and you rarely see their fans on here bragging and bragging about how they're the "class of the valley" and how "everyone is jealous of them", do you? Get a life.

No, we're evidently the center of attention because there can't be a WSU thread or post that isn't almost immediately followed by a Creightonian hijacking the thread into a "WSU sucks" theme or completely making an *** of themselves via other methods.

Creightonians are all over our proverbial nuts on Valleytalk. Keep on proving it.

[saluki42]

I really wish this board had never gone down so I could bring up all the posts that WSU fans made about Shaw when SIU fans were excited about getting him.

[rjl]

I really wish this board had never gone down so I could bring up all the posts that WSU fans made about Shaw when SIU fans were excited about getting him.

This thread was started by a Creightonian.

[TrueBlueJay]

This thread was started by a Creightonian.

Any many Wichita Cream Puff fans took the bait - hook, line...well you know the rest.

JehovahMekelJehovah - Leading the Cream Puffs to the promised land.

[rjl]

Any many Wichita Cream Puff fans took the bait - hook, line...well you know the rest.

JehovahMekelJehovah - Leading the Cream Puffs to the promised land.

Oh, so you're openly trolling now? You yourself have lost all faith in any worth or content or intelligence in your posts, so you've resorted to starting battles with uninformed, moronic posts?

Or, was the intent of the post something completely different, but you're trying to act all cool now that it's gotten as many responses as it has?

Are you a Creighton Alum? Because if you are, and I was as well, you'd inspire me to rip my diploma off the wall and throw it in the fireplace.

[Jayball]

Oh, so you're openly trolling now? You yourself have lost all faith in any worth or content or intelligence in your posts, so you've resorted to starting battles with uninformed, moronic posts?

Or, was the intent of the post something completely different, but you're trying to act all cool now that it's gotten as many responses as it has?

Are you a Creighton Alum? Because if you are, and I was as well, you'd inspire me to rip my diploma off the wall and throw it in the fireplace.


Yeah no one from any other school trolls on here.

Righto!

[TrueBlueJay]

My original post served its purpose - to show how silly creating multiple threads about one single player is stupid, so I thought I'd add to the stupidity. Did I succeed? Absolutely. At least I can admit when I'm being a d i c k unlike some people on here.

[SubGod22]

:sleeping:

[cuhoops]

It's a thought process like that followed by a smartass apology that gets problems started. You take the time to see how many times I have posted but have no idea what I posted, just assuming that all WSU fans are pricks.

Tread lightly my friend and try not to go through life with skyblue colored glasses on all the time.

At the bluejay forum they delete threads when they get to the second page(or at least my computer does) so I couldn't search your posts, but when you posts things like this:
"As usual, your "I wish I was Notre Dame" arrogance has clouded any good judgement you might stumble upon in normal circumstances."
it doesn't seem like you would be a very welcome person over there.

[blueblood]

Word is Mekel has been recalled back to Israel to recheck the wording on the cease fire he wrote and then he has to lead the UN on its inforcement. After he rebulids all of Israel and Lebanon by himself he will be back to lead the Shockers.

[WuDrWu]

At the bluejay forum they delete threads when they get to the second page(or at least my computer does) so I couldn't search your posts, but when you posts things like this:
"As usual, your "I wish I was Notre Dame" arrogance has clouded any good judgement you might stumble upon in normal circumstances."
it doesn't seem like you would be a very welcome person over there.

For whatever reason I feel the need to defend myself. You will rarely, if ever, find a post from me randomly attacking another fan. I prefer intelligent discussion of facts. However, when anyone choses to slam my school, coach program (especially when it's unwarranted) then I will respond in kind.

[outpost]

However, when anyone choses to slam my school, coach program (especially when it's unwarranted).........

Hasn't been much of that on here lately, has there? :surprise: