Y'all Suck

[dean_siu]

Just had to get this board started.....let the trash talk begin.

P.S. Thanks mods for making this forum....I won't be a regular visitor.

[Aargh]

Ooh! Ooh! Let me try.

Carbondale sucks like the intake of a B1 bomber on a full-throttle takeoff.

I think that could be better, but it's not bad.

Omaha sucks like the massive black hole at the center of the Milky Way.

Doesn't quite work. Too much science and physics. The CU grads will probably never figure it out.

Another one would be "sucks like a Hoover on steroids". That's got some potential.

This isn't quite worked out - maybe someone can help me out "[some poster] cried 'Eureka' thinking he had the answer, only to discover he had named the household appliance he most resembled".

Working "Electrolux" and "shop-vac" into this is tough. Wait - I've got a possible "shop-vac" reference.

Springfield sucks like a shop-vac in "wet" mode.

Can't include Wichita in this because we all know Wichita doesn't suck, it blows. That didn't seem to come out quite right.

[outpost]

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I checked all of the jerk stores in Omaha, and there were plenty of Blue Jay fans on sale.

[Jayball]

Going to Wichita is like being in the middle of the Macy's Douchebag Parade.

[MoValley John]

All of you posters suck.

[outpost]

One thing in favor of all us folks from the Valley. From our geographical position on the map, WSU fans can turn in virtually any direction (n, s, e, or w) and shout "Y'all suck!!".....but we'd be heard by Big XII fans before anyone from a Valley school heard us.

[skinny_uncle]

Are going to dedicate this board to coldblooded?
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[Panthera Pardus]

I've got a few that I have to get off of my chest...

How many Wichita State fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Just thirteen scholarship light-bulb changers, but there will be 10,000 idiots claiming credit for it.

How many Creighton fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
-We don't know... they keep getting injured every time they try.

How many SIU fansdoes it take to change a lightbulb?
-Just a few, but they'll take forty minutes and still barely get it done.

How many Bradley fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Hang on... they just lost a 7-footer, so they had to go buy a stepstool.

How many Indiana State fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Helloooooo??? Indiana State fans? Anyone?

That's just the beginning. It's all good.

[rjl]

I've got a few that I have to get off of my chest...

How many Wichita State fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Just thirteen scholarship light-bulb changers, but there will be 10,000 idiots claiming credit for it.

How many Creighton fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
-We don't know... they keep getting injured every time they try.

How many SIU fansdoes it take to change a lightbulb?
-Just a few, but they'll take forty minutes and still barely get it done.

How many Bradley fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Hang on... they just lost a 7-footer, so they had to go buy a stepstool.

How many Indiana State fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Helloooooo??? Indiana State fans? Anyone?

That's just the beginning. It's all good.

Haha...

How do you keep a Panther fan in suspense?

[Aargh]

How many Creighton fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
-We don't know... they keep getting injured every time they try.
-Or- None. The MAAC changes all their light bulbs for them. For a small fee.

[DoubleJayAlum]

How many Wichita State fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Just thirteen scholarship light-bulb changers, but there will be 10,000 idiots claiming credit for it.

OR -

None. They don't need to change the light bulbs, since they only play quality opponents on the road.

OR -

One, but the light bulb always has to be red as WSU likes to whore itself out.

[rjl]

OR -

None. They don't need to change the light bulbs, since they only play quality opponents on the road.

OR -

One, but the light bulb always has to be red as WSU likes to whore itself out.

Funny.

Here's one:

Q: How many national sports journalists does it take to write about the quality and statement of Creighton's non-conference schedule?

A: Evidently, zero.

[barkeep1967]

You know whats really funny. All the ShUCKS fans taking shots about non conf schedules. If you get blasted by Cuse and LSU what did your great schedule do for the Valley then?

[WSUbballer]

You know whats really funny. All the ShUCKS fans taking shots about non conf schedules. If you get blasted by Cuse and LSU what did your great schedule do for the Valley then?
It couldn't do no worse than losing to Alaska-Anchorage...

[MoValley John]

It couldn't do no worse than losing to Alaska-Anchorage...

??? I thought you were from Wichita, not Tennesee.

[barkeep1967]

It couldn't do no worse than losing to Alaska-Anchorage...


Yes and No.

I don't think SIU gets in without winning in STL. They also used the young team in Alaska early in the season story. Plus AA did not count since it was a D-11 team.La Tech was more harmful than AA.

Please don't get me wrong I want WSU to do well in both games and I think they will. That being said however the MVC is getting alot more attention going into this year than last. If WSU gets blasted in both then steps it up and wins the Valley it is a killer. I can here the media now. When they stepped up to play the big boys they got blown out.

[WSUbballer]

I personally think there will be no "blasting" taking place. LSU can be problematic, yes, but Syracuse is beatable - even in the dome.
Our blasting from Michigan State last year didn't really create a media frenzy and cost us an NCAA bid. I dunno, I still think it would do less harm than losing to a Monmouth.

[Panthera Pardus]

He's right. Syracuse will be fat and out of shape from all those cupcakes they'll be mowing down on before they face the Shocks.

It's TIME FOR THE MAIN COURSE, B**CHES!

[DoubleJayAlum]

It couldn't do no worse than losing to Alaska-Anchorage...

Are you really correcting other people's grammar in other threads? Physician, heal thyself!

[WSUbballer]

Are you really correcting other people's grammar in other threads? Physician, heal thyself!
I really don't see how it's grammatically incorrect. But for your convienence I'll make it "sound" better:
It could be no worse than losing to Alaska-Anchorage...

[outpost]

Or is it........Are you really correcting other people's grammar in other threads? Physician, heel thyself!?

Let's have some fun here, while we get back on topic.

Y'all Suck.