To Jayfan

[WuDrWu]

I'm out of retirement to simply remind you of this:

Quote:


Ok so are you going to put your money where your mouth is and accept the bet?

If Creighton Sweeps WSU in the regular season your gone till first game of 08'-09' if not I'm gone till first game of 08'-09'.

Man up and accept the bet.


I'm not sure why you are still posting. You're gone until 08-09.

Sorry.

Back into VT retirement...it's all I have left.

[MoValley John]

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood and I never slice!:lol:

[DawgieStyle]

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood and I never slice!:lol:

don't worry judge, you're a tremendous slouch...

[MoValley John]

don't worry judge, you're a tremendous slouch...

Spaulding!

[martymoose]

One less Jay fan on Valleytalk...what's that bring the total down to? 3?

[ShockBand]

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

[DawgieStyle]

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

:lol: I feel the need to go home and watch this now....thanks, I still have 2.5 hours of work left.

[MoValley John]

I christen thee the Flying Wasp.

[cbjay]

Would you luffa my stretch marks?

[MoValley John]

Are you gonna eat your fat?

[MSNSaluki]

"How do you measure yourself against other golfers?"

By height.

[MVC 4 Life]

Do you do drugs Danny. Everday

Right in to the lumber yard Danny.

Two of my Fav

[3ontheway]

i've never seen dead people smoke before.

i tell ya, if you own anything but real estate these days you own a popcorn fart.

[isubird3379]

Gungala gunga

[txsaluki05]

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood and I never slice!:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[MVC 4 Life]

Gungala gunga

I got that going for me, which is nice!

[MVC 4 Life]

Night putting. With the Dean's 15 year old daughter.

[meatballs]

I like you Betty.

[XSaluki]

"You'll get nothing and like it!"

[dawg_tired nemesis]

"Look at this hat, it looks like something that they give away to homeless shelters....... oh, but it looks good on you."

[barkeep1967]

Gunga la gunga

[cbjay]

Mrs. Green. Mrs. Green. Bark like a dog. I will teach you the meaning of respect.

[MoValley John]

"Look at this hat, it looks like something that they give away to homeless shelters....... oh, but it looks good on you."

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup! Oh, it looks good on you though!

[TrueBlueJay]

I've sentenced people younger than you to the gas chamber Danny. Didn't want to do it, but I felt I...owed it to them.

[cbjay]

Want a Fresca?

[dawg_tired nemesis]

thanks for jogging the memory movallyjohn. It has been too long since I have seen the movie.

[shockball]

"Want to come up and help me count my holy cards Danny?"

"Stay the hell away from me Jayfan" said Danny.

[barkeep1967]

50 bucks the Schmails kid picks his nose.

[MoValley John]

Double or nothing he eats it.

[DawgieStyle]

NOONAN!

[okstarsfan]

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood and I never slice!:lol:

Nice work everyone......

I think there may actually be a quote or two that was missed.....if so, you can go to IMDB (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/quotes) and get them.

My personal favorite....."Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."

[MoValley John]

I smell varmint poontang.

[LincolnJay]

I smell varmint poontang.

and the only good varmint poontang......

[blueness]

Ty: "Do you do drugs Danny?"

Danny: "Everyday..."

Ty: "Good, so what's the problem?"

[Little Eddie]

Night putting. With the Dean's 15 year old daughter.

Mitch Kumsteen!!!

[Little Eddie]

Mrs. Green. Mrs. Green. Bark like a dog. I will teach you the meaning of respect.

Mrs Crane...you wore green today so you could hide. You're a monkey woman Mrs Crane. You're lean n mean and not too firm in between...

[gopanthers!]

"My uncle says you've got a screw loose"
"Yeah, well your uncle molests collies!"