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saluki_in_ohio
03-12-2006, 06:49 PM
To Billy Packer:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good!

:bears: :valley:

Fraydog
03-12-2006, 06:51 PM
Dicky V said Missouri State should be in with :valley: getting five teams.

Nyghtewynd
03-12-2006, 06:53 PM
Someone apparently found a thesarus. :)

Hooloovoo
03-12-2006, 06:55 PM
:notworthy:

I think that sets a record for most insults in 5 paragraphs. I'm impressed.

To Billy Packer:

You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

That's my favorite. Anyone have a translation?

And I'm better now. I fumed off my rage. Now time for humor. :jester:

Unless we get screwed in NIT seedings. Then it could be time for a bell town and a gun (of the paint-ball variety. I only want to scare people).

DUBulldog
03-12-2006, 06:58 PM
Someone apparently found a thesarus. :)

Or he copied it from a site similar to this link (http://66.218.69.11/search/cache?p=%22You+vulgar+little+maggot%22&fr=FP-tab-web-t-334&toggle=1&cop=&ei=UTF-8&u=www.freerepublic.com/focus/fr/1054746/replies%3Fc%3D61&w=%22you+vulgar+little+maggot%22&d=e0RPWG1aMLYL&icp=1&.intl=us)

Still, it fits my thought of Packer

SubGod22
03-12-2006, 06:59 PM
Quit sugar coating it and tell us how you really feel

saluki_in_ohio
03-12-2006, 07:02 PM
Or he copied it from a site similar to this link (http://66.218.69.11/search/cache?p=%22You+vulgar+little+maggot%22&fr=FP-tab-web-t-334&toggle=1&cop=&ei=UTF-8&u=www.freerepublic.com/focus/fr/1054746/replies%3Fc%3D61&w=%22you+vulgar+little+maggot%22&d=e0RPWG1aMLYL&icp=1&.intl=us)

Still, it fits my thought of Packer

I did. ;)

It appropriately summarized my thoughts of Packer.

MSNSaluki
03-12-2006, 07:04 PM
i like it!

1972Shocker
03-12-2006, 08:36 PM
Well yeah, but other than that Billy Boy is a swell guy!:banana:

skinny_uncle
03-12-2006, 08:38 PM
I'm really glad you got that off your chest. I wouldn't dare ask what you think of Digger.

-Z-
03-12-2006, 08:44 PM
Glad to see the rest of the Valley is joining Indiana State fans in a natural dislike for Billy Packer. :chair: Our hatred goes back to 1978. We even have a song about him. Good tune.

:valley: :sycamores:

outpost
03-12-2006, 10:48 PM
Post the lyrics. What is it sung to the tune of? I have a good ear for music and would like to sing it to Billy sometime.

Weird Al is one of my heroes.

DUBulldog
03-12-2006, 10:53 PM
I don't remember all the words, but it's something along these lines:

Here's to Billy Packer,
don't come to our school
We'll haunt you, we'll taunt you,
we'll call you a fool.

Here's to Billy Packer,
Don't come to our school.

-Z-
03-12-2006, 11:45 PM
Give me a day to find them. It's been a while. I'll have to ask around.

MetDrakeFan
03-13-2006, 05:53 PM
Quit sugar coating it and tell us how you really feel

That line there is really close to a line in one of my fav comic books called Preacher.

kabullseye
03-13-2006, 06:42 PM
Someone apparently found a thesarus. :)

Someone obviously needs spellcheck.:banana:

outpost
03-13-2006, 07:00 PM
Speaking of spelling, how do you spell Billy Packer?

okay, I'll start.

B-I-T-T-E-R-O-L-D-M-A-N-W-H-O-S-E-W-I-F-E-L-E-FT-H-I-M-F-O-R-A-T-R-A-V-E-L-I-N-G-S-H-O-E-S-A-L-E-S-M-A-N-T-H-I-R-T-Y-Y-E-A-R-S-A-G-O.

IndyTreeFan
03-13-2006, 07:20 PM
I'll jump in with the lyrics to the oldie-but-goodie, "Ode to Billy Packer" (sung to the tune of the children's song, "Did You Ever See a Lassie")

Here's to Billy Packer,
Billy Packer,
Billy Packer,
Here's to Billy Packer
Don't come to our school
We'll haunt you
We'll taunt you
We'll make you a fool
Here's to Billy Packer
DON'T COME TO OUR SCHOOL!!!

We also had a Hail Mary prayer dealing with ISU, Notre Dame, and UCLA. It's also a classic, but not nearly as appropos as the song!!!

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