Now's your chance!

[Teddy KGB]

VT'ers, have I got a deal for you! I happen to have what could be one of the most sought-after items of the season! Let me 'splain:

1.) I have one full-session ticket for this MVC tournament.

2.) It's in the 100s section! Curious? That's not the half of it!

3.) How much would you pay for such a golden opportunity?!? Wait! There's more!!

4.) I haven't even told you the best part!

5.) How would you like to view this historic tournament with a couple of the MVC's biggest fans? Genuine Valley Superfans and Valley Talk veterans!!! You may know them as "The Statler and Waldorf of the VT Boards!" Those Lovable Curmudgeons who've long graced these hallowed pages with wit, wisdom, and cynical pessimism--- That's right! You could sit and watch all the action with...

6.) Nyghtewynd and MSU Bleeds Maroon!

7.) I'll give you a second to catch your breath...

8.) This is not a scam!

9.) Don't pass up this once-in-a-lifetime chance to live the dream by sharing all the thrills and spills with two of VT's finest! You'll never look at the Bar Cart the same way again!

10.) How much would you pay for such a dream-come-true?

11.) Don't answer that!

12.) DID I MENTION THERE'S A T-SHIRT!?!?!?!?

13.) All this and much more could be yours!!!!!!1eleventy!!

14.) First come, first served! Supplies extremely limited!

15.) Don't sleep on this amazing offer! Message me AT ONCE!!

16.) :kicking:

[Brave2001]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol:

[B4MSU]

This is Marty "the sign man" Prather. I'd love to have the ticket. I'll swap the ticket out for all the pizza you can eat.

[RoyalShock]

How much are you offering to pay for someone to take that ticket?

If you include airfare and hotel I might be interested.

I'm kidding of course. There is no price that will convince me to spend 3-4 days with a couple of :wheelchair:.

[Nyghtewynd]

Don't worry about it. Ron Paul warns people about fraternizing with those kind of folk. Small hands. Smell of cabbage.

[MSU Bleeds Maroon]

I can't believe that you would take yet another opportunity to slam Statler and Waldorf. I demand an apology, a retraction, and funny pictures of Bob Knight drunk on Three Dime Wine.

[MSU Bleeds Maroon]

This is Marty "the sign man" Prather. I'd love to have the ticket. I'll swap the ticket out for all the pizza you can eat.

I've eaten your pizza. I'd rather pour ketchup on the ticket and eat that.

[DawgieStyle]

VT'ers, have I got a deal for you! I happen to have what could be one of the most sought-after items of the season! Let me 'splain:

1.) I have one full-session ticket for this MVC tournament.

2.) It's in the 100s section! Curious? That's not the half of it!

3.) How much would you pay for such a golden opportunity?!? Wait! There's more!!

4.) I haven't even told you the best part!

5.) How would you like to view this historic tournament with a couple of the MVC's biggest fans? Genuine Valley Superfans and Valley Talk veterans!!! You may know them as "The Statler and Waldorf of the VT Boards!" Those Lovable Curmudgeons who've long graced these hallowed pages with wit, wisdom, and cynical pessimism--- That's right! You could sit and watch all the action with...

6.) Nyghtewynd and MSU Bleeds Maroon!

7.) I'll give you a second to catch your breath...

8.) This is not a scam!

9.) Don't pass up this once-in-a-lifetime chance to live the dream by sharing all the thrills and spills with two of VT's finest! You'll never look at the Bar Cart the same way again!

10.) How much would you pay for such a dream-come-true?

11.) Don't answer that!

12.) DID I MENTION THERE'S A T-SHIRT!?!?!?!?

13.) All this and much more could be yours!!!!!!1eleventy!!

14.) First come, first served! Supplies extremely limited!

15.) Don't sleep on this amazing offer! Message me AT ONCE!!

16.) :kicking:

throw in something from Ron Popeil or a vegimatic, and I'll take the tix.

[Panthera Pardus]

For some reason I'm finding this thread to be the funniest thing I've read in a while.