15/16 Coach of the Year

[JJClamdip]

MoValley John leads Drake to its third straight National Title and is voted Coach of the year in the Valley.

[MoValley John]

MoValley John leads Drake to its third straight National Title and is voted Coach of the year in the Valley.

That's a reasonable prediction. Except for the fact that even though I will lead the Bulldogs to yet another NC, be voted as National Coach of the Year and People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, jealous Valley Coaches will form a secret bond, a comspiracy if you will, to deny me the honor.

Instead, Barry Hinson will win the award. He will have led the Bears to their third in a row, second place Valley finish, both regular and tournament. Yep, Barry Hinson. He will once take over the reigns after Martin flames out. The saddest fact is that he will get shafted out of the NCAA's all three times even after posting records of 26-4, 27-3 and 28-2. His wins against Duke and North Carolina will mean nothing. Instead, the committee will take Evansville. Afterall, they beat Bucknell.

[MoValley John]

I forgot to add the last part, JJClamdip will finally retire from his "long" career as a porn star. When asked why he quit, JJ will respond, "I really liked the work, but I need time for myself." He ends the interview with a puzzling statement, "Being a porn actor, you find it's like always being on a slippery slope."

[outpost]

By that time, I will have made 3 more trips to Omaha, watched 4 of the 9 WSU-CU baseball games during that time frame in blizzards (thanks, of course, to global warming), and counted a total of 223 CU fans in the stands combined (DJA's youngest got sick and the two of them had to stay home).

MVJ will be mugged on the way over to the hotel, by a duo bent on controlling the black market for Doritos and Budweiser.

Blueblood will be huddled in front of a fire (made of old wooden Rosenblatt seats) in one of the new luxury boxes during this entire time, unwilling to brave the seasonal Omaha weather to come down and say hello.

Jays11 will be 18 ears old at that point, and will receive the first "ValleyTalk Excellence in Posting Scholarship" to the Valley School of his choice (it won't be Creighton).

Terminator 6: Self-Destruction of the Machines: Revolt of the Humans will air that summer. And yes......SPR will still apply.

[MSNSaluki]

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[MoValley John]

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I can't speak for anyone else, but I did mention Barry Hinson.

I don't understand why Bears Nation hasn't come unglued yet. :lol::lol::lol: